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[ EST. 2007 • TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMMUNITY ]

THE HAMPSHIRE HEAVIES

"A place gamers called home. Be nice, play fair, be active, have fun."

📻 HH BATTLEFIELD TRANSISTOR RADIO
NOW PLAYING: SynaMax - Rocket Jump Waltz (The Heavy Mix)
5+ TF2 Dedicated Servers
2007 Year Founded
1000+ Members & a Steam Group of over 30k
∞ Fond Memories

THE STORY OF THE HAMPSHIRE HEAVIES

CHAPTER I

2007: The Birth of a Community

When Valve released The Orange Box and Team Fortress 2 in late 2007, a new era of team-based FPS was born. Founded in the UK by Gimpy (Gimpster) and Minty, The Hampshire Heavies (|H|H|) wasn’t just a clan tag—it was built from the ground up as a sanctuary for players who valued good laughs, fair play, and great camaraderie over toxic sweat.

CHAPTER II

The HH Ethos: "A Place Gamers Called Home"

"When me and Minty started this we wanted it to be a place people come back to, a place gamers called home and I hope if you ask any member or reg here that’s what they would call it: home. Be nice, play fair, be active, have fun—that's the price of admin."

— Gimpy (Gimpster), HH Clan Leader

Whether you were a lethal Soldier flying across Granary, an Uber-ready Medic keeping the payload rolling on Badwater, or a regular just popping in after a long work day, the HH servers were welcoming. Regulars received equal respect to clan tags, forming bonds that extended far beyond the game.

CHAPTER III

Voice Comms & Camaraderie

The clan’s voice culture evolved from early TeamSpeak days through Quakenet IRC (#the-hh), Ventrilo, and Mumble. Match tactics were brainstormed over midnight chats, laughter echoed through clan wars, and Friday nights were sacred community events.

CHAPTER IV

Dr. Frog's Legendary Team Picker (May 2008)

STEAM CHAT ARCHIVE // 08 MAY 2008
|H|H| Dr.Frog: Hey, just made something useful. Upload the players.csv here... makes random teams with equal numbers of regs and clans!
|H|H| Gimpster: You have too much time on your hands! I love you and want your babys... It don't work, has put me in a shit team :)
|H|H| Dr.Frog: Just refresh until you like what you see lol ;) hehhe
The Hampshire Heavies Server MOTD
Original Server MOTD • Welcome to The Hampshire Heavies

THE HH GOLDEN RULES

  • 1. No Racism or Offensive Language
  • 2. No Map Exploits or Cheats
  • 3. Protect your Medic & Payload
  • 4. Abusive players kicked on sight
  • 5. Play fair and always have FUN!

SISTER SQUADS & FRIDAY OPS

The HH community wasn't limited to TF2:

  • Zombie Fridays: Left 4 Dead custom campaigns and boomer nights.
  • Day of Defeat: Source: Team Garden & Team Tank tactical league matches.

THE HAMPSHIRE HEAVIES SERVER FLEET

SERVER #1
hh1.thehh.co.uk
24/7 Dustbowl & Badwater Pub • The Flagship
217.163.31.112:27015
SERVER #2
hh2.thehh.co.uk
Standard Map Rotation & 2Fort All-Nighters
217.163.31.112:27025
SERVER #3
hh3.thehh.co.uk
Custom Community Maps & Fun Rotations
217.163.31.112:27035
SERVER #4 & #5
hh4 / hh5.thehh.co.uk
Special Events, Gold Server & Overflow
217.163.31.112:27045
MATCH SERVER
match.thehh.co.uk
Clan Wars • UGC & ETF2L Scrims • Password Protected
LOCKED // COMPETITIVE ONLY
CLASSIC ROTATION: cp_gravelpit cp_dustbowl cp_granary cp_well ctf_2fort tc_hydro cp_badwater

THE HAMPSHIRE HEAVIES ROSTER OF HONOR

Preserving the handles of the founders, competitive fighters, clan members, and regulars who made the servers legendary.

👑
FOUNDER & CO-LEADER
Gimpster (Gimpy)
The beating heart of HH. Server manager, community diplomat, and Heavy enthusiast.
🎖️
FOUNDER & CO-LEADER
Minty
Co-founder, server engineer, and administrator who kept the lights on and servers running.
🩺
ADMIN & DEV / MEDIC
Dr. Frog (jasonfrog)
Webmaster, forum architect, creator of the team picker script, and frontline healer.
🏆

THE LEAGUE MATCH SQUAD (8s / 6s)

Ares Hitoshura fJack fury PiLsY k3d ntrailz wooj

THE HH MATCH CINEMA

Archived frag movies, community battle nights, and legendary 6v6 match footage.

HH REPLAY THEATER // REEL #1 ↗ Watch on YouTube 1080p HD

Hampshire Heavies - Fight Night Part I / II (Herp vs. Derp)

Authentic 6v6 community scrim recorded on cp_badlands (Nov 2010).

cp_badlands 6v6 Match
MATCH REELS & RECORDINGS:

THE HH SOUNDTRACK & RADIO PLAYER

The classic background anthems, remixes, and voice intros that echoed in the servers and MOTDs.

FM 1968 • SAXTON RADIO STEREO HI-FI
SynaMax - Rocket Jump Waltz (The Heavy Mix)
Official HH Server Mix
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